Who Thinks Jerry Is An Ass?

Alright Jerome, so you think your funny by giving me all this crap on this blog. Well you my friend are an ass! What do you have to say about this! Check out the link I post under the comments..... Haha, enjoy Jerry, enjoy.

I Fixed It!

Ha Haa! I figured out how to fix my mistake in the title. I misspelled Inconveniences, and now I fixed it, and spelled it right. Look at that, George is coming up!

On a side note, the word misspell is a very interesting word. I remember growing up in elementary school, the way the teacher taught us to spell it was just wierd. It was something like, "Don't misspell, the word misspell, Miss Pell." I remember it being confusing as all hell, but hey, at least I spell that word right.


I don't know, I got excited that I was finally able to fix that damn spelling error. That's all.

When Worlds Collide

Okay, you know how you have certain groups of friends, that when you hang out with them, it's always the same clique that hangs out usually. And then you have other groups of friends, that only hang out with their cliques as well. It's when these two cliques come together and hang out as one, when things get all screwy. So I have my group of friends that I'm normally with, but I also have other cliques. Like my softball league, my friends at work, and the people who live in my building, who I like to consider my friends.

Anyway, I was at Monk's with Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer, and a few of my friends from work walked in and saw me, so they joined us. At first it wasn't a big deal, it was actually kind of funny, because everyone was telling jokes and stuff. But then it took a turn for the worse, and now George is losing his mind! And the worst part of it all, is that now my friends from work, are asking about my normal friends, and vice versa. It's madness.... Madness I say! Soon, neither of them are going to want to hang out with George. Then what am I going to do?? Hah Haaaa! George is losin' it!

I Was Right

Ha, sooo remember the other day when I had mentioned that I had found five dollars outside the coffee shop, and I had thought that this attractive woman I always see there had noticed me pick it up? Well.... I was right.

This past Saturday after catching a movie, I met up with Jerry at the Monk's to grab a cup a coffee, and saw that attractive woman there. I was in a good mood, plus I had Jerry there egging me on, so I went and introduced myself, and gave it a chance. I told her my name and offered if I could buy her a cup a coffee. She replied, "I'm sorry I was just on my way out, maybe another time. You could use that 5 dollars you found on the ground the other day, so it wont cost ya anything". Then she stood up and left. I didn't even get a chance to reply, or justify myself. I knew it! I knew she judged me because I picked it up. This is why I hate people. I can never catch a break...

Speaking of Things That Piss Me Off

Well I just noticed I spelled the word 'Inconveniences' wrong in the title of my blog. Wow, some genius I am. Took me all this time to realize I spelled that wrong. I hate when I spell things wrong, it's like mistakes that kids make growing up, not adults. Well I guess that makes sense, because I hardly consider myself to be an adult. I don't even know how to fix that either. Now people are going to think that I am not only inadequate in just speaking, but also in spelling. That's just great. One more little thing for people to judge me off of. Ha Haa! George is losin' it. Ahhh whatever, my point is made.

Funny Sounding Words

A little random, but lately I feel like I've heard people say the funniest sounding words to me. They may not even be funny words, but the way in which they were said, or something, I don't know, but they made me chuckle. Some of these I remember off the top of my head were Tom Foolery, scallywag, Deuteronomy, Snicker-Doodle,Poppycock, specificity, malarkey, and gregarious. Most of these words aren't even funny sounding, but to me they were..... and still are. Any who, it inspired me to look up some new ones. This site had some pretty good ones.

Bizzaro George

So I just want to start off with a little background information. In regards to the Superman comics, the term Bizzaro refers to a person's twin, that possess all physical qualities as said person, but in essence, is the exact opposite in all other qualities. Having said that, I encountered Bizzaro George earlier today. I say this because I saw a man who strangely enough looked exactly like me, or at least I think he did, walking with this extremely attractive woman. So here's this guy who possesses the same physical qualities that I do, but he must be the exact opposite of me because he's out with this beautiful woman. Beautiful women are never with me, or even around me for that matter. And then to top it off, I ended up seeing that same guy later on at the coffee shop, and he was with a different woman. A different beautiful woman. Clearly this guy had to be my Bizzaro.

I mean I guess these women could have easily been family, or maybe just friends, but still. They were both attractive, and what are the chances of that. Maybe I just have an unattractive family or something, but I don't buy that. Ahhh who knows, it doesn't matter. He was Bizzaro George, and he is the essence of evil. I feel like when a person comes into contact with their Bizzaro the universe gets thrown off balance for a second, and things get all scrambled up. Hopefully in my case, I'll get a chance to start hanging out with some beautiful women, and he gets stuck with some bad luck, and mentally unstable parents.