Bizzaro George

So I just want to start off with a little background information. In regards to the Superman comics, the term Bizzaro refers to a person's twin, that possess all physical qualities as said person, but in essence, is the exact opposite in all other qualities. Having said that, I encountered Bizzaro George earlier today. I say this because I saw a man who strangely enough looked exactly like me, or at least I think he did, walking with this extremely attractive woman. So here's this guy who possesses the same physical qualities that I do, but he must be the exact opposite of me because he's out with this beautiful woman. Beautiful women are never with me, or even around me for that matter. And then to top it off, I ended up seeing that same guy later on at the coffee shop, and he was with a different woman. A different beautiful woman. Clearly this guy had to be my Bizzaro.

I mean I guess these women could have easily been family, or maybe just friends, but still. They were both attractive, and what are the chances of that. Maybe I just have an unattractive family or something, but I don't buy that. Ahhh who knows, it doesn't matter. He was Bizzaro George, and he is the essence of evil. I feel like when a person comes into contact with their Bizzaro the universe gets thrown off balance for a second, and things get all scrambled up. Hopefully in my case, I'll get a chance to start hanging out with some beautiful women, and he gets stuck with some bad luck, and mentally unstable parents.